Gav's Spot

Friday, November 12, 2010

Crazy as Batshit at the Legion

By Seamus O'Bradaigh
Terry Nunn deserves an ass-whoppin! On the pillory at 12 noon.
Rotten tomatoes dead center on that mushy noodle.
Stupid is as stupid does. And these gems? STUPID!
Crazy as batshit.
The whole town of Campbellford?
No.
The Legion members?
Yes.
"Retired Toronto police officer Terry Nunn has apologized for showing up at a Legion hall in Ontario in blackface and being led around on a rope by a friend in a Ku Klux Klan outfit," said the Calgary Herald.
"It doesn't matter that it was Halloween. The outfit is offensive and it especially has no place in a Legion, which honours men and women who fought and died for freedom.
Nunn and his friend inexplicably won first place for their costume, which added insult to the insensitivity. The Legion branch has also apologized to Mark Andrade, a black man in Campbellford, Ont., who complained about the get-up."
And we go on and on bursting volubly from every nook and cranny in Canada.
Point is. It's pointless.
Stupid is as stupid does.
Terry Nunn is stupid.
His friend's an idiot.
The people who voted for the gag are rampant racists.
Oh ... don't indict the town says the Mayor.
Bull shit.
I'll indict who I want ya' ramblin' asshole.
Ever watch Law and Order ya' witless apologist?
Y'all opened the door ... you bozos.
Papers across Canada spit venom aghast.
The mayor of the town in question on CBC radio recently called it "an unfortunate incident" and told Rita Chelli he was getting a lot of harassing phone calls and emails.
Shut the fuck up.
An unfortunate incident is your dog shitting on the neighbor's porch.
This was racism pure and simple.
A scrum.
A period piece that demands that at least one of these assholes gets an ass-whoppin'!
Terry Nunn offered a tepid apology.
He said he's not a racist.
The Legion members voted a duo in blackface and KKK hat and robe as the best fucking costume at their Halloween bash.
And I am royally pissed.
I saw the pictures.
Now I wanna' know.
One thing and one thing only.
How did that duo get into a Legion dressed in drag and wearing hats.
The last time I stepped ionto a legion wearing my Desert Storm baseball cap I was juked with the round.
$55 bucks it cost me.
Then they booted my ass out and stole my hat.
So how did retired cop Terry Nunn sneak into the Legion.
And how did they get by the sentient 94 year-old greeter and hat-check scrutineer at the door?
And why did they not get stuck with the round?
And how did they end up winning the Texas Mickey as the best costumers on the night?
C'mon Legion in Campbellford.
Charge these guys for the round.
And kick their ass around the barroom floor.
Terry Nunn says he's not a racist.
Says some of his best friends are black.
Says "hey ma brotha's? Whaaaaasup? Cant's we all just get along?"
Well Mr. Nunn ...here's something for your pea brained, mushy mash of incandescent noodles screaming like a pinball around that vacuous space between your fucking ears to ponder.
I read an account of a soldier - a Canadian soldier who was among the first witnesses on scene at Dachau shortly after the Allies crumpled the nazis (sic on purpose).
He said - essentially - that he could not believe that one human being - or cartel of sadists -could possibly concoct such abject humiliation, torture and blandishment upon members of the human race.
Terry Nunn.
You are a living lobotomy.
A very good argument for retroactive abortion.
A measure of just how low a human soul can go.
You and your friends at the Campbellford Legion deserve to be ridiculed.
You are devoid of intelligent thought.
You disgraced my father, who fought in Italy and France to advance the cause of freedom ... freedom for all men to live equally and without rancour.
You disgraced Legions all across Canada.
You and your Legion cronies who voted for you and that witless charade should be driven from that Legion like rats from a sinking ship.
Driven back to some black hole.
Like the squabbling neanderthals that ye all be.
And Mayor whatever the fuck your name is.
Man up and grab a pair you woosey apologist.
Hope the council makes your life miserable.
Hope you keep getting emails.
I am filing for a public members bill to bring back the stocks.
Rotten tomatoes in the town square for all those Legion racists who consider leading a black man around in a noose with garb reserved for jackals, spit-brained slobberers and knuckle-dragging idiots as a fairly routine exercise.
And I'm mailing this correspondence to all of kneejerk spit-wizards at the Campbellford Legion.
Make copies please! All you racists and low-lifes.
Then fold those copies five ways and shove em where the moon never shines.


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